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lostbbygirl:

oh how the sky changes in only a few minutes

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fantastcbeasts:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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nwrefned:

Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take me to get waffles I am going to tell grandma that you let daddy put his peepee in your mouth’

I almost walked out of the store and just went home because that was the end of everything.

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centelle:

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

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Chris Evans dresses as Captain America with Chris Pratt at Seattle Hospital on March 7, 2015.

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

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source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

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bestnatesmithever:

This is hilarious

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merasmus:
“ stone cold
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merasmus:

stone cold

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